Ah, the Taj
Mahal. Always a wonder. True, as a choice of holiday destination it was
dripping in unoriginality, but nevertheless eye catching. The razorcut grass,
squared neatly against shallow crystal pools that caught the sky in their
stillness and made it sparkle. Flanks of well drilled hedges keeping watch on
either side. All that drew your eye ever forwards, on, on and upward. To the
edifice itself. Fertile rolling curves flanked by piercing towers that declared
in power that they protected grandeur.
He smiled and
drew her close to him, and they both grinned as he raised his phone aloft.
Their smiles did glaze over a little as he shifted and readjusted to try and
find that perfect couple shot angle that would set the heart aglow of all who
ventured to peruse it. He settled on one which missed out the shining waters
but at least got in most of the building, and of course their faces. He reached
for the button when...
He thought...
This isn’t a nice
angle...
But how to
improve...?
Could I...?
No...
Or...............
He let go of her
and rushed over to a tall man in a slim blazer and slacks.
“Hi there, I don’t
suppose you could help here?” He asked, presenting his phone to the stranger.
“I’m sorry, I don’t
know what...” replied the stranger in broken english. A European tourist by the
sound of it.
“Well if we just
stand off to the side of the pool there, could you take a photo of us?”
The tourist seemed
a little confused, but he took the phone anyway. The young couple hurried to
one side of the pool, and cuddled in close, and the stranger raised the camera
aloft.
He clicked.
And in that
moment, in that flash, they all knew they had discovered something miraculous.
The old trends had had their day, and the selfie was no more. It was time
for....
...the someone elsie.
Love it!
ReplyDeleteYou should patent the "Someone-Elsie" immediately.
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